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A Squirrel's Tail, by "Stubby" the Squirrel

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A Squirrel's Tail, by "Stubby" the Squirrel

Hi, I'm Stubby. Regretfully I earned that name just yesterday. I live in the tree behind Bob's house. Most of the neighbors give me pizza and other good things. Not Bob! He makes me eat out of the bird feeder and if he catches me he scares me away. He also makes it really hard for me by hanging the bird feeder on a very skinny pole.

This pole could hold two feeders but old cheapskate Bob only hangs one feeder on it. Yesterday I made my way to the top, wrapping my tail around the pole so I wouldn't fall down while enjoying the crummy lunch Bob left for me.

Then Bob the terrible comes out and I try to skittle away... oops, my tails caught in the Y of the feeder pole. Bob comes  out and looks, mumbles something about "I ain't getting close to that". He even insinuates I may give him rabies... jerk!

So I'm trying to figure out how to untie myself, I never joined the Squirrel Scouts, and here comes that maniac Bob with a 20' pole, my God I  know he's going to beat me to death for sure! I said, "Don't touch me with that 20' pole", and before he did I left....

tail1

Ooooh that hurt!

Tail2

Anyone got some crazy glue I could use... or preparation H?

Minot Realtor Bob Timm

BOB TIMM, BROKER ASSOCIATE, ALLIANCE REAL ESTATE - MINOT

1600 2nd Ave SW (The Arrowhead Shopping Center)

 Minot North Dakota 58701

Visit my website at www.MinotHome.com

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Comment balloon 15 commentsBob "RealMan" Timm • March 15 2016 07:57AM
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