A Squirrel's Tail, by "Stubby" the Squirrel
Hi, I'm Stubby. Regretfully I earned that name just yesterday. I live in the tree behind Bob's house. Most of the neighbors give me pizza and other good things. Not Bob! He makes me eat out of the bird feeder and if he catches me he scares me away. He also makes it really hard for me by hanging the bird feeder on a very skinny pole.
This pole could hold two feeders but old cheapskate Bob only hangs one feeder on it. Yesterday I made my way to the top, wrapping my tail around the pole so I wouldn't fall down while enjoying the crummy lunch Bob left for me.
Then Bob the terrible comes out and I try to skittle away... oops, my tails caught in the Y of the feeder pole. Bob comes out and looks, mumbles something about "I ain't getting close to that". He even insinuates I may give him rabies... jerk!
So I'm trying to figure out how to untie myself, I never joined the Squirrel Scouts, and here comes that maniac Bob with a 20' pole, my God I know he's going to beat me to death for sure! I said, "Don't touch me with that 20' pole", and before he did I left....
Ooooh that hurt!
Anyone got some crazy glue I could use... or preparation H?
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